hmm.

i'm drawn at a blank here. i don't know what to write...
oh no! writer's block!!
i'm just kidding. i actually want to tell you, the wonderful person you are because you're really reading this, how i got into writing. or... at least try to sexplain- explain how i got the "writing bug". it's more like a writing parasite.

okay, so... i was listening to really good music a while back, and i listened to the lyrics and my brain had an orgasm.i'm speaking figuratively, of course. and i loved it. i read some really good shizz... one thing led to another, and the writing parasite found the perfect place on me to attach itself on to, my peni- my brain.
and, that's how i recall it began.